Haiku Error Messages

Perfect BOFH responses!
Simon Firth
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
Elas Giordano
No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero
James Lopez
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Joy Rothke
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless more exist.
Elas Giordano
A thousand flower petals
writhe in the wind -
disk C: not found.
David Dixon
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Bill Torcaso
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao - until
You bring fresh toner.
Suzie Wagner
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
Elas Giordano
I will tell you
What doomed your printer
- if you first get a pen.
Francis Heaney
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Ian Hughes
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Cass Whittington
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
David J. Liszewski
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Howard Korder
With seaching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
Jason Willoughby
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
Margaret Segall
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Jason Axley
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Elas Giordano
This site has vanished.
What is not temporary
is of no use.
Judy Birmingham
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Mike Hagler
Program aborting:
Close all that you have opened.
You ask far too much.
Elas Giordano
Your vast achievements
are now only dreams -
The network is down
Peter Rothman
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Chris Walsh
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
Brian M. Porter
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

These haiku are taken from http://funnypoetry.com/haikuerror.htm.

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