Windows

The Ultimate Boot Sector Virus

On the subject of the incessent Linux-Windows wars, and as a user of both Linux and Windows, here is my only opinion on what, precisely, is so wrong with Windows.

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

Some of my favourite Windows jokes

  • Windows '95: 32-bit extensions to a 16-bit graphical shell written to run on an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor written by a 2-bit software company which can't stand one bit of competition.


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